Nope, we don’t do returns. All sales are final the moment your payment is processed. Once an item ships, it’s yours forever—consider it your cat’s new emotional support chaos.

Subscriptions can be cancelled anytime with no hassle (you’re free, hooman), but here’s the deal:
Once we’ve received payment for the next box/shipment, that box is non-refundable—even if you cancel five seconds later. No refunds, no exceptions, no “but my cat looked at it funny.”

Want to cancel, pause, or skip? Just log in and do it before your next billing date. Easy.
Still love us? We knew you would. 😼

Effective immediately and forever—because rules are rules, and treats don’t grow on trees.