Purrista Catnip Sack

$12.99

One sniff and your cat may blissfully hug this sack like it’s their soulmate

Wake up and smell the catnip! Introducing the Purrista Catnip Coffee Sack – a tiny, adorable linen bag designed to look like a coffee bag… but stuffed with premium organic catnip instead.

One whiff and your sophisticated feline will transform into a full-blown Purrista:

Batting it around like it owes them money.
Performing dramatic face-rubs and full-body rolls.
Achieving peak “I’m on a caffeine high” zoomies.
Midnight “I woke up and chose chaos” moments.

Pro tip for cat parents: Hide it overnight for maximum “WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!” reactions in the morning. Because every cat deserves their own overpriced, single-origin buzz.

Size: 9x7cm

No actual coffee included – just 100% feline happiness. Grab one before your cat files a complaint. 😼☕🇨🇦

Description

The Catnip Shop

Purrista Catnip Sack

Purrista Catnip Sack – Premium Feline “Brew” Information
Origin: Grown in secret Nepeta cataria fields under full moon supervision (because daylight is for dogs).
Roast Level: Extra Potent – One whiff and your cat goes from “mild-mannered house panther” to “full-on rave mode.”

Strength: 100% Organic Chaos – Effects last 5–10 minutes (then repeat every time they spot the sack).

Caffeine Content: Zero for humans. Infinite for cats.
Warning: May cause excessive purring, airborne leaps, and sudden declarations of “this is MY sack now.” Not responsible for destroyed dignity or furniture relocation. Side effects include happiest cat on the block.
Net Wt.: One very satisfied kitty.
Purr responsibly. 😼✨

Brewing Instructions