Holiday Haul
Price range: $54.99 through $99.99 / 3 Months
Seasonal Cheer Four times a year
Listen up, your cat doesn’t do “basic.” While the dog is thrilled with a squeaky reindeer for the 47th year in a row, your feline overlord demands seasonal glamour, limited-edition chaos, and treats so fancy they should come with a red carpet. Enter Holiday Haul, the feline subscription box that drops four times a year (Valentine’s, Canada Day, Halloween, and Winter Purr-estige) and turns every holiday into a full-blown cat takeover.
Each box is stuffed with 5–7 curated goodies: designer toys that crinkle louder than your aunt’s holiday gossip and exclusive seasonal swag, so extra, it’ll have the neighbors whispering, “Who’s spoiling that cat now?” Think heart-shaped wand toys in February, glow-in-the-dark pumpkin chasers in October, and a velvet Santa hat your cat will wear exactly once—for the perfect judgmental photo.
Cancel anytime (as if your cat would ever allow that), but why would you? You get four epic deliveries of pure feline chaos, wrapped in tissue so satisfying your cat will ignore the actual gifts just to shred the paper. Holiday Haul isn’t a subscription—it’s the VIP pass to keeping your cat the most extra monarch on the block, all year long. 😼✨
Spoil accordingly. Subscribe now—because “good kitties” don’t exist, but legendary ones do. See below for what’s in the box.

















